SHIT.

gollysarah:

You’re a sif?

You’re so good at hiding it under the shirts that you stole from Andrew Bravener.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Me and A-Brav are brothers, Sarah. BROTHERS. We’re expected to share clothing.

We’re gonna be best friends now that I’m off house arrest. K? K.

joeythundah-:

What’s it like having tits?

A BURDEN ON MY LIFE, no but really it’s awesome. sometimes i’ll catch myself looking at my boobs and being like daaaamn gurl they look fine today. but it sucks when they get sore or you sleep on them idk and bras are the devil’s inventions fjdkfjdsf h8.

Ask me anything

This is what I’m doing all night, suckaz.

Emily is following you. You need to follow her. Sweet gravy, this is complicated.

Sarah, new question. Pepperoni or cheese lunchable?

Emily, we must meet at Ingles more often.

Why would you guess ME? :]

gollysarah:

If you could compare your vagina to a specific kind of Lunchable, which would it be and why?

Obviously the pizza Lunchable because it’s only the Lunchable that’s worth a shit. I feel sorry for any girl whose vagina is comparable to anything else besides a pizza Lunchable.

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?636136-gy7SgltR7G

No, I am NOT dead. This is good news.